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Damn you Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle!
Leonard Nimoy pulled out of a fundraiser for the Jewish Federation
of Greater Seattle this month, when he learned organizers wanted to censor
some of his photos of naked women. Finally! Someone willing to stand
up to the Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle! Your reign of tyranny is over,
Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle! (stands up on the desk) Thanks to Leonard
Nimoy, Seattle and its surrounding suburbs will now walk free! From Kirkland
to Bremerton! From the streets of Silverdale to the majestic highland of Richmond,
the people of the great northwest will never again feel the oppressive thumb
of the Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle! Residents of Yakima and Maple
Valley, arise and be free! The Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle is your
oppressors no more!" (walks off camera into audience)
